Courtney Stodden Is All Natural, Says Some Random Plastic Surgeon
Farrah Fawcett just reincarnated herself so that she could drop dead again and roll into a new grave.Courtney Stodden, the 16-year-old child bride of 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson who makes Ali Lohan...
View ArticlePrince Hot Ginge Calls Pippa A "Foxy Filly"
You know those plastic swan favors you get at weddings that I always go on about? The ones that are usually filled with pastel Jordan almonds wrapped in white netting? You always take that plastic swan...
View ArticleHow Are We Living In A World Where Soulja Boy Has $55 Million To Spend On A...
According to Celebrity Net Worth, selling albums and collecting residuals for playing the title role in Troll has earned Soulja Boy (Google it, you dumb fuck) a net worth of $23 million. $23 million is...
View ArticleThe Time Bubbles Gave Whitney Houston A Toe Job
David Gest really needs to keep his bestiality fantasies involving Bubbles, Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson to himself, because the world doesn't want to know the SUCIONESS that slithers around in...
View ArticleKirstie Alley Has Lost 100 Pounds, So Says Kirstie Alley
Just like that dude on Craigslist who tells you that he's got an 8.5 incher with the girth of Neptune's pinched nipple, Kirstie Alley's sense of measurement is about as off as her sense of sanity....
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The Golden Child Of A Million Halos Is Blinding Us With Her Greatness Today
The sound of a South American surrogate screeching out the words "Poner la epidural en él!!!" (Note: Shit translation provided by Google) followed by the faint sound of velcro ripping off was heard...
View ArticleRaven-Symone Is A Gayelle, So Says The National Enquirer
Two world-renowned fuckery makers joined forces yesterday when Media Takeout reported that The National Enquirer is reporting that Bill Cosby's granddaughter and brow-challengedRaven Symone is...
View ArticleDefector Or Just Defective?
You know when someone is spinning this crazy tale and you know it's complete bullshit but it's kind of entertaining watching them elaborate on their ridiculousness so you keep nodding and going...
View ArticleIs Donald Trump's Big "Obama Bombshell" That The President Was Once A Cokehead?
The mutant testicle that was once attached to The Gingerbread Man's crotch said on Fox & Friends the other day that he will drop a huge October Surprise on Wednesday that may change the election...
View ArticleAs Jon Hamm And His Hammcock console each other....
Just a little over a week after America voted Obama in for another four years, we now know the results to an even more important contest: Channing Tatum IS the Sexiest Man ALIVE! Surprise, surprise. I...
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